HTTP 420: Enhance Your Calm



I was 100% sure this was going to be Hans



Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there is a God, but belief in him does no harm. If it helps you in any way, then that’s fine with me. It’s when belief starts infringing on other people’s rights when it worries me. I would never deny your right to believe in a God. I would just rather you didn’t kill people who believe in a different God, say. Or stone someone to death because your rulebook says their sexuality is immoral. It’s strange that anyone who believes that an all-powerful all-knowing, omniscient power responsible for everything that happens, would also want to judge and punish people for what they are.
Ricky Gervaism, Why I’m an Atheist  (via perfect)


i mean what am i supposed to respond when you say “omg you’re so tall”

what do you WANT

Other than your height?  They want you, but they also want you to not beat them up… if I had to guess.


Jessica Gordon from Canada is 6’6” without heels!

Tall, energetic, confident girls are my weakness.  If given a chance, I could get used to gazing up into those focused eyes, that cheerful smile, & that flowing hair!

But who am I kidding?  Almost all girls want or need a taller mate, even if he treats her like dirt.  I should lower my sights since single tall girls won’t lower theirs.


tall girl probs #374:
shower sex or any sex that involves standing doesn’t happen

Oh, I bet the guy would rise to the occasion if he has a step to stand on, or if you pick him up!  If taller-guy couples make this work, surely taller-girl couples can too?  And shower/bedroom play without a step is erotic!


perpetual reblogging

I find A Game of Thrones both repulsive and realistic.  Martin doesn’t write these terrible things to cheapen the story, but rather to enrich it:

“Rape and sexual violence have been a part of every war ever fought, from the ancient Sumerians to our present day,” said Mr. Martin, 65, who lives in Santa Fe, N.M.

“To omit them from a narrative centered on war and power would have been fundamentally false and dishonest,” he continued, “and would have undermined one of the themes of the books: that the true horrors of human history derive not from orcs and Dark Lords, but from ourselves.”
(source: Dave Itzkoff, N.Y. Times)


Dear Anonymous,

Like a fine grape juice.

-Phoenix Wright