I was 100% sure this was going to be Hans
I AM DYING
Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
|—||Ricky Gervaism, Why I’m an Atheist (via perfect)|
i mean what am i supposed to respond when you say “omg you’re so tall”
what do you WANT
Other than your height? They want you, but they also want you to not beat them up… if I had to guess.
Jessica Gordon from Canada is 6’6” without heels!
Tall, energetic, confident girls are my weakness. If given a chance, I could get used to gazing up into those focused eyes, that cheerful smile, & that flowing hair!
But who am I kidding? Almost all girls want or need a taller mate, even if he treats her like dirt. I should lower my sights since single tall girls won’t lower theirs.
tall girl probs #374:
shower sex or any sex that involves standing doesn’t happen
Oh, I bet the guy would rise to the occasion if he has a step to stand on, or if you pick him up! If taller-guy couples make this work, surely taller-girl couples can too? And shower/bedroom play without a step is erotic!
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I find A Game of Thrones both repulsive and realistic. Martin doesn’t write these terrible things to cheapen the story, but rather to enrich it:
“Rape and sexual violence have been a part of every war ever fought, from the ancient Sumerians to our present day,” said Mr. Martin, 65, who lives in Santa Fe, N.M.
“To omit them from a narrative centered on war and power would have been fundamentally false and dishonest,” he continued, “and would have undermined one of the themes of the books: that the true horrors of human history derive not from orcs and Dark Lords, but from ourselves.”
(source: Dave Itzkoff, N.Y. Times)
Like a fine grape juice.